I was so infatuated with her. I loved the smell of her leather bucket seats and the look of her wood grained dash. I carefully washed and waxed her, all summer long. I conditioned her leather seats and religiously massaged “Amorall” into her vinyl top and polished Her galloping pony. I was so excited about the start of the new school year in the fall . I would proudly drive Her into the Junior parking lot, on the first day of school. The sun would glisten off of the layers of turtle wax that adorned her exterior, everyone would look and I would finally be “cool.”
The day came. Like a good Reverend’s daughter I went to seminary every week day morning, before school. One the first day of school, at six o clock am I pulled Her into the smooth pearly grey, concrete, church parking lot and carefully parallel parked Her front and center, for all to see and covet.
Seven am, seminary was out. Good Christian teenagers came pouring out of the building. Everyone stopped and stared. I waited, anticipating their immediate approval and acceptance of Her. To my surprise, there was no acceptance, just mocking and scorning. Rather than exalting my social status, She had caused a social apocalypse.
Frustrated, near tears I opened Her door. I plopped down into Her soft bucket seat, feeling comforted by the way She held me. I quietly turned the key and sadly ran my hands around the steering wheel. Slowly I eased her into reverse and crept out of the parking space. I revved her engine, as I continued to back her up, very slowly, drawing everyone’s eyes to her. Her back tires touched the rear edge of the long concrete parking lot.
Wretchedly, I dropped Her into neutral. I pushed the accelerator all the way to Her floorboards. Waking up the three hundred horses sleeping under the hood. Pistons fired, the engine roared and I squeezed the clutch, slamming her into first gear. The furies hell surged through all eight cylinders. The tires spun and squealed, the smell of burning rubber filled the cockpit. I thrust her into second gear and then third. After tattooing a sixty foot double black line across the church parking lot; I fishtailed the corner and sped down the street.
That night at dinner I sat at the table secretly reminiscing about our vintage victory. The Reverend looked up at me and raised one of his bushy eyebrows. “There is about sixty five feet of black rubber etched into the church parking lot. There is only one car in this town, I know, that can do that.”
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